"Bruce has a cousin?" He seems utterly shocked by this news even while listening to how she contracted Hulkism. And she reads his mind too because just as he's turning around to assess their campground she answers the question he'd been building up to ask. "You must not have gotten to the 'stranger danger' portion of the presentation yet then... man, he must be living his best life, bossing you around."

He can see it now, Bruce pretending to be horrified to have a partner in crime. It's cute in that way only Banner can be.

"That's a yes for drinks, b-t-dubs. When in an alternate universe, or however that saying goes... wait. Are you going to drink like that?" Tony seems a little too giddy at the prospect of drinking with a Hulk OK.