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[billionaires]

Prompts, starters, etc. Anything goes!
Canon point default to after/during Homecoming but feel free to request others.

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[valuedstrength]

[He very much did startle the man from the stone ages. Steve innocently undresses before the water issue becomes evident. He's standing outside with a cheap bar of soap in one hand while studying the dials. Frankly, it made Steve feel like a complete idiot. Turning on a shower should not be this complicated.... you know. Again.

In about five minutes Steve will be very grateful he doesn't have to put his clothes back on and ask for help. This isn't five minutes from now which is why Steve takes a step back and loudly curses. His hand goes back like he's actually going to toss that soap at an invisible voice. It takes a second for it to click it's actually JARVIS. Steve lowers his hand and sighs loudly. He really is an idiot.

Steve steps in after roughly thirty seconds has passes and hopes the shame passes sooner rather than later.] Thanks, but I think you might be better off just telling me what's good if you can. I don't know anything about Thai food.

[A few seconds pass before Steve adds reluctantly,] This is perfect. [The water, he means. It's definitely not the jump scare JARVIS gave him.]

[billionaires]

Though I can't attest personally to the flavor, Mr. Stark prefers the drunken noodle and Ms. Potts prefers the pad see ew. Or if you'd rather have rice, I can suggest some of those dishes. Tell me, would you like chicken, beef, tofu or shrimp? And how spicy from 1 to 5 with 5 being the hottest? I can select for you from there if you'd like.

[ he's quite familiar with that too for when tony doesn't want to make a decision or when pepper is too busy to stop what she's doing. ]

Yes, this is the optimal temperature for most humans. Will there be anything else?