#inbox

[billionaires]

Prompts, starters, etc. Anything goes!
Canon point default to after/during Homecoming but feel free to request others.

Comments

[morphogenia]

Can I special request survival training???? My friends voted me most likely to die in the zombie apocalypse and I need to prove them wrong!!!!

[billionaires]

Do you know something I don't know or is this a hypothetical apocalyptic survival?

[morphogenia]

Hypothetical! I don't want to suck if everything goes Mad Max someday!!!!

[billionaires]

Uh OK. How can I help?

[morphogenia]

Kick butt training!!! Like how do you survive a zombie apocalypse/Mad Max?! The Avengers have a plan for those, right?

[billionaires]

Did you mean to call Cap or Nat? I'm not really the Rocky montage guy.

[morphogenia]

That's why I text you!!! You make stuff fun. Besides, I don't have their numbers. :((((( They don't love me. ;.;

[billionaires]

So what you're saying is I'm third tier. Second pick, on a good day.

[morphogenia]

Noooooooooooooo never!!! You're my fave as long as Captain Marvel isn't around!

[billionaires]

That's what I said.

Where's this coming from? Really.

[morphogenia]

I'm kind of nervous about the future. What happens if stuff gets real? For real for real????

Ammi might have pointed out that I'm not really prepared for like an alien invasion or something crazy like that.

[billionaires]

That's when you call us. Not everything is on your shoulders, Kamala. You have to spread the love a little.

[morphogenia]

But, what if I'm the first to respond?? I can't just call you and wait for people to get hurt!

UGH why does Ammi have to point this stuff out???? I'm so stressed!

[billionaires]

You think the Avengers knew what to do the first time we caught some hot extraterrestrial action? You always do your best, just don't forget to call for backup. Or else.

That said if you want like a nerd bootcamp? I think I can make that happen. As long as you don't tell the spiderkids. They'll be wicked jelly.

[morphogenia]

I'll call even if I'm super curious to find out what else is!!!!!

AND YES PLEASE. I DESERVE IT MORE THAN THEM. I AM THE CUTE ONE.

[billionaires]

I'll give you a hint: or else is a bad day. I thought you liked good days.

Like spending time with me, your favorite hero. Meet me at the facility in 20.


or however fast big you can move. my eta is 20

[morphogenia]

It'll be 20!!!! HAVE THE SNACKS READY. pls?? For your favorite Ms. M???????????

[Ms. Marvel will be there right on time!!! Even if you couldn't see her coming, Twitter as usual goes crazy over the giant girl walking around. She shrinks down to her normal size as she heads up the driveway, shouting obnoxiously:] Tony!! I'm super hungry!! Are the snacks ready yet?!

[billionaires]

Yes bc there will be an abundance of snacks in the apocalypse.

[ come on, you know him!!! there will always be snacks. ]

Catering's on its way. [ he says in lieu of a greeting, even while offering her some of the peanuts he just poured into a bowl to tide him over. she really is his superkid. ]

[morphogenia]

[Kamala does know him. She never doubts there will be snacks!!! She also loves being the most so enjoy reminders you do not need.

She dashes over to give Tony a huge hug before stealing some peanuts out of the bowl.] Yas! Thanks for the peanuts. My protein intake thanks you.

[She chomps away cheerfully.]

[billionaires]

[ as usual, he doesn't really have time to hug her back, but the feeling is there and he has to take a second or two after to collect himself. ]

It's only practical. Who ever heard of training for the end of the world on an empty tummy?

[morphogenia]

[Kamala doesn't even take a second to reply between tossing peanuts in her mouth.] Team Cap probably. They're so serious and disciplined! I can't relate at all.

[billionaires]

[ he snatches another handful of peanuts, but he pauses with one in his mouth, narrowing his eyes. ]

You didn't come to me 'cause I'm the easy parent, did you?

[morphogenia]

[And cut to Kamala choking a little on her peanuts. HE'S ONTO HER. RUN. SAY STUFF, BRAIN!!!!!

Kamala coughs loudly to clear her throat and replies nervously,] What?? N-no! You're totally strict when you need to be..... Don't let Team Cap pressure you into being something you're not!!!

[#subtle]

[billionaires]

I literally never do. [ he assures her, tone even despite his suspicions, or perhaps because of them. ] ...Which is why you're here.

[ he can't bring himself to be upset with her when it seems like oversight on his part. to him, anyway. tony eats a few more peanuts and just settles with his truth. ]

[morphogenia]

[This is the part where she realizes that she messed up. Kamala frowns deeply, ditching getting more peanuts in favor of latching onto his arm like a little kid. She should probably level with him so he doesn't get the wrong idea. He's right............. He's also wrong. It's complicated!!!] I'm here because I also want all your attention, okay? I hate sharing you with the Spider-kids. It's easy to look good compared to Aamir, but those guys are tough to beat.

[She shakes his arm lightly and pouts.] What's wrong with being the fun parent anyways? Everyone needs a fun parent to eat peanuts with!